Newt-imer Gets the Nod

The Republican candidate who wins the South Carolina primary, since the rise of he-who-shall-not-be-named in 1980, has become the party’s nominee, so I guess we’ll be hearing a lot from Newt-imer in the months to come.

Ah, Newt-imer, practitioner of family values, serial lover of ever-younger women, bulldog debater, last bastion of white beltway masculinity! Was it 84 ethics violations that were filed against him as speaker of the House or more?

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